DO I OWN THE RIGHTS OF THE SHOW???
Of course not!!! But a guy (who knows a guy (who knows a guy)) told me ages ago: “Fake it until you make it!!!”
IS THIS MOVIE ANY BETTER THAN THE SHOW???
Of course not!!! But hey!!! That’s what you get when wanna be speedy!!!
DO WE HAVE A LAWYER IN CASE THIS BREAKS BAD???
Of course not!!! But guess what?? My mug says I’m the world’s best lawyer, so I’m the only one needed here!!!
DO I DO THIS FOR CASH???
Of course not!!! Worst!!! It costs me!!! Internet access ain’t free in Cicero…!!
WILL THIS MOVIE EVER BE OFFICIALLY RELEASED?
Of course not!!! Imagine that, heh??? Art could takes so many forms… But this?? Seriously??! Come on!!